Life Lessons you learn from either Turning 25 or Being an Alcoholic

You're the main character in a room full of your friends.

You outgrow clothes. You outgrow a lot of clothes.

Hangovers hit you harder than ever before.

It's only a celebration if you say it's a celebration. Otherwise it's just an ordinary day.

You're going to start thinking about everyone you love dying because of their vices.

People you love are going to start dying because of their vices.

You are going to die because of your vices.

You are going to die at some point, but you've got choices to make until then.

You're the main character in a room full of strangers.

Everybody stays for the party; only a few stay for the clean-up.

There will always be clean-up to do.